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Lexicon of north-of-the-border hanky-panky, as cited in "How I Met Your Mother", season 4, episode 18 ("Old King Cole").

Sorry, I can't reveal the actual content of these acts; use your imagination and remember, safety first!

Alberta Fur Trapper

How do you think they keep warm up there?

Full Mountie

The Mounties always get their man ... or their woman.

Greasy Kayak

Surprisingly, does not involve paddling.

Manitoba Milkbag

For inspiration, check out the Dairy Farmers of Manitoba.

Montreal Meat Pie

With a French flair!

Musty Goaltender

Watch out for high sticks.

Newfoundland Lobster Trap

It helps if you have a hard carapace.

Old King Clancy

His loyal subjects knew how to salute him properly.

Reverse Rick Moranis

The Regular Rick Moranis is weird enough ....

Saskatoon Totem Pole

"Saskatoon" comes from the Cree, but this move doesn't.

Sloppy Dogsled

Better hope you're the lead dog.

Sneaky Snowplow

Without the element of surprise, it's just a Snowplow.

Squatting Eskimo

The hunter meets the walrus ....

Sticky Flapjack

Bring syrup — and a mop.

Two-Hand Zamboni

Once the surface is smooth, you can just glide.